Monday, September 26, 2016

JOKE (2)


One day Akpos and John were watching T.V when the news came on, showing a man standing on a bridge about to commit suicide.


Suddenly Akpos said "I'll bet N500 that the guy won't jump off", John said I bet N500
that he will jump.

Unfortunately for Akpos the man jumped off the bridge, Akpos accepted his fate and stretched forth the money but John didn't take it, saying "I can't take the money cuz I cheated,

I already saw the news this morning" but Akpos insisted and said "no you can take it, I cheated too, I also watched the news this morning, I just didn't know the guy will be stupid enough to jump again!"

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